Friday, September 18, 2009

Let them eat Delta smelt?

You know, "Pazzo" means "crazy" in Italian.

So Pazzo Pelosi pretended to cry over sad recollections of all that horrible stuff that went down in S.F. in 1970s, and she's making a heartfelt appeal to prevent current political conflicts from turning violent.

She made all the right faces for the camera, but I don't think she managed to squeeze out any real tears. I doubt she's capable of it.

Hey, here's a thought. You don't like the push-back, don't push.

'Course, that might be a little over her head.

The people she should be crying for are the people in the San Joaquin Valley who are without water to work their farms.

See, here's the difference between capitalism and socialism:

  • In a capitalist system, you work the farm and make money. You hire people, and they make money. You produce a valuable product that other people will pay for. Everyone's happy.


  • In a socialist system, the government drums up some bullshit farce about minnows, cuts off your water supply, and makes you stand in line for hours to collect "free" food from them -- only veggies, of course. Protein leaves too large a carbon footprint. And they've got you by the short-hairs, right where they want ya.

See, Pazzo, it would be a lot easier to believe you had a heart if you gave it to anything but tiny fishes at the expense of driving thousands into poverty.

What a damn fool. Who does she think she's kidding? Tears... If you don't vote yes on socialized medicine, I'll be heartbroken. What is this, "Queen for a Day"? That ploy hasn't worked since MS. Magazine was launched. Try to keep up, Pazzo.

And maybe take a little drive beyond your gated community in Pacific Heights. You might be surprised -- and probably intoxicated -- at all the damage you do.

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