Dolts in DC, but you knew that

Picture this....

Scott Brown does his too-long victory speech in Massachusetts late Tuesday night. At the White House, the Comrade, Robert Gibbs, Ram Emanual, David Axelrod, and maybe a couple bodyguards are sitting around, watching it all on TV.

"Good God, how do we make this go away?" one of them says.

They order some imported beer and huddle for an hour or so. Too late to buy a truck. It would be too obvious a desperate copy-cat-looking thing. So they come up with this idiotic spin:

"Scott Brown was elected on the same anger that got me elected," the Comrade says, rehearsing. "It's not anger over events of the last year; it's anger over events of the last eight years."

So it's still all George Bush's fault. I mean, that's actually funny. And predictable. And rather disappointing that these guys are making so much money and have so little imagination. It doesn't even make for real entertainment anymore.

Robert Gibbs, secretly appalled at having to stand up in front of a bunch of hard-eyed news reporters and repeat this drivel, goes, "Yeah. We can make it work." After all, he's made other, equally ridiculous statements, he tells himself, to assuage his internal assinine-alarm. After all, it's his job to look like a damnfool. He represents the White House.

Well, Gibbs can repeat it. But he can't make it work. I mean, the line is pretty pathetic. Is that really the best they can come up with? And how much are these guys making?

Massachusetts, easily the most liberal state in the union -- its left-wing lunacy surpassed only by small wine & cheese tasting clubs in Pacific Heights or possibly parts of Marin County -- Massachusetts votes for a guy who wants to cut taxes, treat terrorists like POWs, and scrap the socialized medicine bills and start over.

It's not like Scott Brown could be mistaken for a liberal. Perhaps the Comrade with his total kind of blindness could make that mistake, but no reasonable American voter would. And the Comrade's interview with George Stephanolopolous, who has definitely drunk the Kool-Aid, didn't provide a better explanation. The Comrade seems to think we all just need a lesson in "core values."

I think the Comrade is the one who needs the lesson in core values. Or at least needs to recognize that the USA is not essentially marxist -- ON PURPOSE AND AFTER JUDICIOUS DELIBERATION. Quite possibly the Comrade has never been exposed to anything but elitist political bull-hockey. Maybe he should get a real job in a commercial enterprise sometime to experience a "teachable moment."

Pazzo Pelosi managed to keep her teeth mostly inside her mouth today. Nice change. Now how about reducing the Botox dosage so your face actually moves? Of course, she'd risk losing that blow-up rubber doll look. Her hair was all messed up yesterday, too. I suspect uncontrollable tears play havoc with mousse.

By the way, did she and Harry Reid buy twin cashmere coats, or what? I mean, when you're speaker of whatever, do they give you a cashmere coat? Does Newt have one, then? Just wondering.... Maybe they come free with Gulf Stream jets, like the way you get to keep the bathrobes at luxury hotels.

Anyway, Pazzo and Reid seem to think socialized medicine still has a chance. At least that's how they're talking. They might find it a bit more difficult to convince their co-congresscritters of that, or the ones who actually want to be re-elected in November. Do I sense is hike in the bribe rate in the offing?

What amazes me is: What does it take? Do you actually have to smack these people between the eyes with a hammer or what? The citizens don't want this bull-crap. Those living in the shadow of Haevaed don't even want this crap and they apparently believe anything. The Comrade and the merry marxists absolutely refuse to listen to anyone who disagrees with them. They are either really, really intellectually deficient, idealogues dipped in bronze -- frozen in position, that is -- or suicidal. Judging by their principles in general, I'd have to go with suicidal.

So they want to die, they just don't want to go alone. They insist on taking the whole nation with them.

Remember Robert Ringer? He wrote a book called Looking Out for #1 about 30 years ago. Worth a read, by the way. Anyway, Robert Ringer said everyone's afraid to die alone; yet the one thing you can be completely certain of is that when you die, you will die alone.

But I don't expect the lunatic fringe in DC to really absorb that message, either.