You know, I watched Romney's speech to the NAACP yesterday. The audience was attentive, he was interrupted at least a dozen times by applause, and then there was the one instant when he mentioned the dangers of "Obamacare," and a few in the crowd booed.
Guess what made the news?
On the whole, the NAACP was polite and receptive. Romney got a much better response from them than, say, Arlen Specter and Nanny Sibelius got at Specter's Town Hall meetings. And them were largely edurcatered honkies in that'ere Pennsylvanie.
And does anytone really expect Romney to carry the NAACP? The black voting population votes for dems at the rate of about 90% -- consistently since at least the days of Roosevelt. They voted something like 99% for Obama. I think the NAACP treated Romney very well -- gave him what was for the most part a fair hearing.
But it's the three or four seconds of booing that made the headlines.
And now Pazzo Pelosi has outdone herself trying to explain the whole situation. See, forget the fact that Romney is, after all, the "presumptive" Republican candidate for the US presidency and the NAACP thought it would serve their membership to hear him out.
No-o-o-o. According to Pazzo, Romney had the whole thing planned. He knew he was going to be booed. Can't you just picture him with his speech writers, sitting on the yacht, munching Cheetohs, trying to come up with just the right line to trigger the disapproval?
And, see, according to Pazzo, the booing is a desirable thing for Romney. Pazzo says that if the mostly black folks at the NAACP boo you, that will convince your following among southern conservatives that you truly are one of them.
I think Pazzo's racist. Clearly, she believes conservatives -- especially southern ones -- all wear KKK sheets under their overalls and Dago T's. She's prejudiced against caucasians.
Can't you see it? Good ol' Jim-Bob and Ray-Ray lolling on a hay bale back of the barn, picking their teeth with matchbook covers, and listening to that Uppity Rich Yankee Carpetbagger talking to them shameless insurrectionists over to the NAACP.
"Hey, Jim-Bob, you heard a boo yet?"
"I b'lieve I jus' did, Ray-Ray. Yup. They's a-booing ol' Mitt. So it 'pears to me, he mus' be one of us. I guess I'll jus' toss my vote to him come November, 'stead of exing in David Duke again."
Yeah. Just like a politically incorrect Li'l Abner movie.
So exactly how shall we portray all the naked, gay, Mexican-born, tree-hugging PETA members Pelosi represents? Don't have to, I guess, since they mostly don't speak English and are probably too stoned to care much.
Hey, Pazzo, come this way. Gently, gently. Don't stir her up. That's right, we'll just strap you in here safe and sound so you don't hurt yourself..... Yeah, and take a seat in the back of the wagon there.... Even the walls are nice and soft, just for you.
Save the Republic.
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