The democrats' new math

If you wantched the democrat convention, you saw "Can't Keep It Zipped" Bill Clinton wagging his long, bony fingers and talking about math.

Apparently the rest of the dems found that so appealing, now they're all talking about math. So helfp me figure out how this works.

You run up $1.2 TRILLION dollar deficits every year, then raise taxes on what they call the "rich." That is, mostly small business owners who aren'tmaking all that much, once you consider expenses. The rate increase raises about 3% of the deficit.

The dems say this will fix the economy.

Or try this one: You spend $1.2 TRILLION dollars a year more than you take in. So that's a negative number.

Then you spend another trillion or so. And that's supposed to equalize the debt.

Huh?

And why Bill Clinton? I never understood his appeal. When he in the White House, he used to run -- or pretend to. Saw a picture of him once in short-shorts, and he looked not unlike a beached whale. I could never fathom what Monica Lewinski saw in him. He's just a lump, and with uncontrolled appetites. No wonder Hillary doesn't pay enough attention to him. How'd you like to wake up to that every morning?

And he can't do math.

Enough for now.

I'd do the usual "Save the Republic." But the Republic is lost.

And, hey kids, you voted for this jerk. You live with it now.