The next sound you hear...

Do you hear that hammering? I think it's Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Fudd, et. al., sealing the coffin lid over the Republic.

They jammed through Obama's socialist agenda last night.

I'm looking for some way to contact those Taliban terrorists who had a plan to blow up Washington. I'll give them my credit card numbers so they can buy some plane tickets. You can decide whether or not I'm joking.

Or perhaps that hammering is the FBI or someone from Homeland Security preparing to haul me away now. Well, f*** them, know what I mean? We used to have a 1st Amendment. God knows if that's in effect anymore.

On Hannity the other night they had this idiot woman named Rebecca as a Democrat commentator. She was very pretty, very loud and aggressive, and a member of the school of thought that holds that if you repeat something over and over again, it somehow becomes true. Conversation with her was difficult to say the least. She didn't listen, only talked. And kept insisting that we can have socialism and capitalism at the same time.

Actually, I think she's pretty typical in that kind of thinking (though I hesitate to called it "thinking.")

So, OK, you've got nine guys on the diamond and a batter up.

No... Wait. Lets make it a triangle. We don't need three bases and home. Two bases and home and the game will go faster.

Then let's think about that nasty-looking bat. Surely we can do something with that. Maybe the man at the plate can hold up a shield or something, like a Roman gladiator.

Oh boy. If we take away the bat, we should probably also re-think the ball. Those fast balls burn in at sometimes almost 100 mph. So let's do a Nerf thing with the ball. And the pitcher can only throw underhand. We don't want anyone to get hurt.

And if we've got a triangle instead of diamond, we don't really need a 2nd baseman, either. But maybe let's keep the shortstop.

Scoring... hmmm, always problematic. We don't want to give anyone an inferiority complex. Everyone should get their picture on a Wheaties box. Let's just say if the batter can swat the Nerf ball past the baseline, he scores.

But it's still baseball, right?

God damn fools.

If those silly shits in Washington truly believe they can come up with something better than what Jefferson, Adams, Madison, et. al. devised -- their hubris is boundless...

And I hate to tell ya -- ENTIRELY BASED ON SOCIOPATHIC FANTASY. These people are friggin' dangerous.