Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Invite a mullah to lunch

Just watched Comrade Osama's press conference. Or parts of it. I did have to mute some of it to restrain myself from throwing a chair at the TV screen. I really can't afford to replace the TV. Easier to replace the Comrade.

Oh, so now he "condemns" the violent repression of protest in Iran.

Too late, Comrade. Congress already got out in front of you on that one.

And how does he express his dismay? By Inviting the Iranians to a White House barbecue on the 4th of July.

What if they burn the US flags? Given past behavior, this is likely.

Osama will probably laugh and hand them another book of matches, and maybe a copy of the Constitution as well.

Comrade Osama likes heavily centralized government control. Why would he argue with the mullahs in Iran? Comrade Osama very probably sympathizes with the Ayatollah's plight. Comrade Osama is probably just now engaged in quiet talks with Hugo Chavez about training a Mobile Tactical Thug Squad to break up the Tea Parties planned in the USA on the 4th of July, just in case the National Guard refuses to muster.

Interesting... On health care, he said the socialized medicine option is necessary because health care costs will continue to rise.

They certainly will, maybe in direct proportion to the rate you tax them, Comrade.

What a blockhead. And I thought I was bad at math.

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