Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Monkeys typing Shakespeare

You've probably heard that thing about if you sat a bunch of monkeys down at a bunch of typewriters, they'd eventually type out all of William Shakespeare... After they got done picking nits and all that. And, well, maybe not Shakespeare with all the words in the right order....

Anyway, I've been avoiding seeing and/or hearing the democrats crowing about their destruction of the nation. I mean, really, who wants to hear that crap? However, I did happen to catch Pazzo Pelosi trying to recite a few lines from The Declaration of Independence.

She tripped over the words, couldn't remember them accurately or their correct order. Quite obviously, she has no clear idea what they mean.

She reminded me of the monkeys with the typewriters.

Let's face it, Thomas Jefferson is just way over her head.

I shall refer once again to Mark Twain: Better to remain silent and let others believe you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

And what's with the giant hammer? I mean gavel.

At FrontPageMag.com, David Horowitz's web site, they had a photo of Pazzo carrying that hammer, surrounded by men propping her up -- yeah, we've already commented on her vertical instability, like a top or a drunk. Anyway, in this one particular photo, Pazzo's got her head back, looking up at the sky, with her mouth open.

A friend of my brother once owned a turkey farm. He said all the sense had been bred out of turkeys -- they're raised strictly to produce as much meat as possible. He said his hardest task on the turkey farm was keeping the birds alive until Thanksgiving.

For an example of how the turkeys have lost their faculties, he said everytime it rained, if they were outside they'd throw their heads back with their mouths open to catch the rain... And they'd drown.

So for me, that photo of Pazzo conjured up a much more appropriate context for her than the steps of the Capitol.

What a big, dumb, soul-less phony she is. I mean, really really listen to her sometime. I've never heard her speak a sentence that made any logical sense. I don't quite understand how she could talk someone out of their vote, unless they just felt so darn sorry for her.

She needs the big hammer and the men around to support her; she's not really what anyone could consider a candidate for actual survival in the real world on her own. And she seems to believe that all the rest of us are similarly impaired. Can't see beyond her own limitations.

Like Freud and all of his weird theories, many based on his own personal experiences.

Good lord, wouldn't you hate to have to live inside their heads?

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