Dems out of excuses, out of time

Saw David Axelrod, who's some kind iof official in the Comraee's re-election campaign as well as being a career political hack in Chicago, on Fox News Sunday. Kind of intetesting. I was trying to get a hint about what the dems might do at their convention this week, and Axelrod didn't offer any surprises. A brief list of the highlights we can expect:

• It's still Bush's fault.
• The economy would have been worse without the stimulua
• 4.5 million jobs have been created since the Comrade took office
• The Republicans won't tax the rich
• Taxing the rich is key to economic well-being
• Romney-Ryan have no detailed economic plan
• Romeny refuses to release all the tax returns he's filed since his birth
• The Republicans want to throw Granny over a cliff
• The Republicans want your adult kids to pay for their own health insurance
• If the US spends more money on education, there will be more jobs
• The Republican platform is anti-abortion
• The Comrade has been so successful, we can't change course now
• Romney-Ryan will adopt Bush's policies and we'll have another economic crash
• Republicans hate immigrants and minorities
• After causing middle class incomes to drop an average of $4,000.00 per annum at the same time fuel and food prices are rising, the dems promise to work their magic to make the remaining income disappear. They call this "building out" the middle class. Which I find a very odd term. As in "building them out" of existence? "Building them out of self-sustenance?" "Building them out of a positive future?"

Additonally, apparently the dems have scheduled myriad unhappy women to take the podium and whine about things like having to pay for their own birth control.

I'm really looking forward to tuning in for all the bitching and moaning. To sound a bit myogynistic, which I suppose is OK, since I'm a woman -- like the way it's poltically OK for black people to call each other the n-word -- I think the dem convention is going to look like a support group for PMS victims. And PMS or not, "victims" for sure.

See, under the "progressive" "philosophy," no member of any social demographic can do anything wrong, except white men, Republican women, and conservatives blacks. Anyone who is not a member of these enumerated groups is likely to be victimized by these groups in one way or another, and they therefore qualify for "privileged status." As in, "All are created equal, but some are more equal than others." (I believe that's from Animal Farm.)

I'm sure all of these victims will be given a voice at the dem convention, if not in person, then as represented by dementia victm Nancy "Pazzo" Pelosi. She'll speak very slowly and carefully, since dem voters are halfwits who don't understand multisyllabic words, wave her hands around in that bizarre karate-chop mannerism she has, and assure us all that although she's one of the richest people in congress, she isn't among the "fat cats" she so reviles. Perhaps she should be accompanied by a couple of OWies, whom she understands so well and who share her life-view. Of course, they'd have to be on leashes. That might be unseemly.

What you shouldn't expect from the dem convention is promises of any hope or change. Absolutely nobody believes in that one anymore. The phrase only emphasizes the Comrad's stunning failure.

So if you've enjoyed the last four years, seeing your income and career prospects diminish, any oppiortunity for your children's success in life evaporate in the debt-to-China, and have come to enjoy Kraft's Macaroni & Cheese -- the original kind, available on sale for $1.00 a box -- then you're probably among those who will be glued to the TV during the dem convention. And you'll vote again for the Comrade, making his vision of insoluble poverty, despair, and bitter cynicism a genuine reality.

Or you could vote Republican and Save the Republic.