Thursday, November 19, 2009

Oh boy, has the senate got a deal for you!

Just heard a few details about the Senate socialized medicine bill.

Guess what? Surprise! Surprise! It has a "government option."

Hey, Senator Snowe from Maine... Looks like you've been had!! Ha-ha!! That was a good one, huh? Maybe you should be more careful about the way you vote. Pretend that your vote means something next time, OK?

And the bill only costs about $100 billion MORE than the House bill -- if you can imagine that. That's that crack government fiscal responsibility thing at work.

You know what? For the $800+ billion it's supposed to cost, they could give every American family $10,000+ and tell us to buy our own insurance. Or better yet, just let us keep the money -- no income tax -- and we'll all get a policy we want.

But n-o-o-o-o... In fact, guess who gets to pay for this drek? Betcha got that one right.

Socialized Medicine deductions from your paychecks -- higher than they are now. Medicare funds cut dramatically -- but the seniors will get a nice check for $500.00 to make up for it. $500.00 won't cover that heart valve replacement, but what the heck? You can be sure we're getting rationing along with this piece of crap, too, so let the rationing begin -- by denying seniors health care.

And so many more goodies jammed into this bill. You just wouldn't believe it. And it's even longer page-wise than the House bill. Better in every conceivable way!

Taxes on medical devices. Taxes on plastic surgery. And I'm sure I'm leaving a whole lot out. After all, nobody's had a chance to read the whole thing yet. Only about four or five Democrat senators who were locked inside that little room in the Capitol building along wth Ram Emanual -- them and the accountants from the CBO -- those are the only people who've even seen the whole damn thing! Yes, it's true! It's the Comrade's new transparency policy in operation!

Isn't it wonderful? Do you like this?

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